Pussyologist

I was born by the pussy and I will die by the pussy. I love pussy like a crack addict to a glass dick. Since the age of 5 is when I got my first whiff of an aroma that as child I really enjoyed the very essence of the pussy. You see before you mutha fucka’s get twisted I was never molested, or sneaked in my parents room and look at their porn to trigger this passion I carry in my spirit today. I am an extremely educated self described “Pussyologist” and my specialty is in “Secretions” and operations of the pussy. First before I begin into bed with a “Ripe” peace of pussy I have to make sure that mutha fucka has been washed, and examined by me. Even though I’m a great “Pussy Picker” basically I can look at a woman and tell if she washed that ass on a daily basis. Don’t get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with what I call a little “Muskrat Cat”. Muskrat is a cat that has been walked around on all day, and has a little scent on it, but if you studied the pussy like me, you what the hell, I am sayings; it can be a real fucking turn on. The fellas, some you “Fish” who eat “Fish” know, ok, let me get back on track; I lost my mind just for a moment. Like I was saying, I have to make sure that the pussy is right, before me “Eat” and stick my meal before dinner. My passion is to romance the woman so intensely by touching, rubbing, licking, and blowing her every way imaginable, before my tongue, or dick gets near my “Wet Treat”. You see by the time I get to it and me and the female is really connected, the pussy is dripping all over the pillow top that smells like me. I’ll speed bag the clit, leaving it black and blue, and suck that pussy real good before I’m through. Check it, just before this female cum, and she got my head in between both her hands guiding my head into that clit, like an airline man guiding the plain in taxiing Cuming up to the gate before she “Gets Off”.

So the moral of this story is if it is “Pussy” or a “Dick” learn it, study it, perfect it. Take your time with the “Pussy” or the “Dick” become one with it…..Ok let me go now talking to you mutha fucka’s done got my ass horny, and my dick is hard, let me put this lotion down, and turn off this fuck flick and get some work done, don’t forget to touch that clit.