Thursday, December 29, 2011

My Wife Helps Me Suck My Own Cock

I like to sit in front of my computer naked reading a good nasty story while my wife lubes up my asshole and inserts a large vibrating bullet and turns it on. Then she lubes up my cock, balls and nipples and starts massaging until everything is erect. I like it very wet, so she applies a lot of lube and keeps it very moist with her saliva. I keep pumping my cock until I am about ready to cum, then I stop and restart many times. This builds up an enormous amount of cum and a very strong orgasm. When I cum it shoot's out hard, I have squirted all the way across the room. I usually don't do that many times because it's so hard to clean up, plus I love the taste of my sperm and enjoy licking up every drop of it. While I am masturbating my wife usually has a girlfriend over and they will be sucking on each others clit. One night we got on a sex site that showed men sucking their own cocks. It looked very interesting and made my cock extremely hard. I couldn't stop jacking my cock and my wife couldn't keep her fingers out of her pussy I looked over at her and she had her whole fist stuck up her cunt moaning and groaning like the whore she is. I couldn't help it I wasted a load in my hand. I got up and went to the shower. As I was thinking about what I seen on the computer. I reached down towards my feet for a washcloth. I realized how little effort it took to bend so far over, and noticed how close my cock was to my belly. My cock was really close to my lips, I wondered if I could suck myself off. I was always very limber. I started masturbating myself and getting my cock hard, then I bent over towards my cock to see how close I could get to the head of my cock, the shower door opened and my wife had been watching me. I was shocked when she said "here let me help you" she started pulling on my cock and helping me bent over, in just a few moments. I was able to lick the salty-sweet pre-cum from the tip of my cock, which drove my wife insane with pleasure.

But it was a little hard to breathe, all bent over like that. So, I figured if I was going to have a shot at making myself come in my mouth, I'd have to learn how to breathe all bent over like that. We practiced this little self-sucking routine for a few months, and after a while I was able to suck my own cock anytime I felt like it. I was my own best friend. I remember the first time my wife caught me sucking my cock without her help. She got very angry. Told me that if she ever caught me relieving myself like that again that she would divorce me. After many practice sessions I have gotten so good at sucking I can even suck my balls into my mouth I love to dump load after load of hot fresh sperm straight into my mouth. I work myself up into male sex frenzy. My wife likes to control things, So she inserts a remote control vibrating bullet up my ass and when she wants to see me cum she cranks up the power on the remote and my prostate starts contracting and cum starts pouring out of my cock straight into my mouth. She loves to bring her girlfriends over and let them watch as I feed my cock into my mouth. I love to see the look on their faces when my cock starts disappearing into my hungry mouth, oh so tasty my sweet cock.

Sunday, December 25, 2011

80 & Double Stuffed

I’m 80, my mind is young and I like my men hung. You see the twist about me being 80 I love to get FUCKED HARD deep in my ass, that’s right, I like getting at least 8 to 10 inches of hot stiff dick in my ass and one up my wrinkle, but very hot pussy. Never under estimate my abilities because of my age, because my pussy can do the same thing that a young bitches pussy can do and then some. You see one thing about getting fuck hard from both ends, is that parts of my very WET pussy and ass have spots that are hot, and some that are not. My pussy, can still squirt like a young bitches pussy, and my ass is so loose that I can really take a pounding, and I love it, especially when I get a man can beat this pussy up, and his balls slaps the hell out of my pussy lips. Oh! yeah I can CUM from my ass to. As a mans balls slapping on my pussy lips, I take my right hand, and rub that clit until it damn near bleeds, and I just CUM so hard, ooh! Shit I getting wet just telling you young bitches about this old pussy I got. Don’t hate you see some of you young bitches have you ever wondered why your man, will fuck an old bitch like me, because I fuck’em hard, I fuck’em right. When I hook up with some men, they are really surprised in my abilities, and they act like they are doing me a favor, but after, they get up I this pussy, they can really tell what the fuck I’m working with. I’ll take both of these dicks at the same time and stroke one real good, and suck the shit out of the other one. I have noticed that after a few minutes, shit we all exchanging fuck faces. Along with getting Double Dip with 2 pulsating dicks, beating my clip, I also love to LICK and swallow CUM, yes just like a young bitch. Oh! I’m sorry I forgot I’m fucking a lot of you Hoe’s men, because you young pretty, prissy bitches, think you to cute to fuck a man right, that’s why the CUM a calling. Did I fail to mention that my age is 80, but my body is like that of a very young woman, because I am a former fitness trainer?


Ok! Bitches did you take good notes about me fucking your men, even though most of them are young enough to be my sons age. Well the next time you go through your mans phone, and read his text messages, or go through his email, just don’t assume that the bitch he’s texting and emailing is a young one. Also if your man comes home and tries something with you that he has never done, scratch your damn head, and think what the fuck, ooh! Shit, it must be that bitch that sucked his dick.

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Mother Makes Me Fuck Her When She's Drunk, I Want To Please Her....I'm Only 14


My mom is a drunk and every time she comes home drunk I have to fuck her hard and deep so she can go to sleep, but before she goes to sleep she sucks my dick, like a child sucking a pacifier. The other night she made me eat her pussy and then sucked my cock, and she sucks all of my CUM. I will be glad when I am 18 and can join the Army and get away. I have been fucking my mother so long; I think this is what a son is supposed to do. A son is to suppose to do whatever his mother asks. What’s really fucked up is that even though her ass is fucked up, she moans like she is really enjoying her son, on top of her long stroking his mother. She comes home drunk at least 4 times a week, so you know my mama is getting, this young dick of mines so often, my young ass be so tiered. My teacher ask me why I can’t seem to get my homework done, I almost slipped and told her because I be up in my momma fucking the shit out of her. I caught myself before I let the family secret get out. Just last night she came home fucked up, and mama made me take off all my closes as usual, after that things was different this time, more so than any other time. My mama started giving me instruction on what to do to her. She first told me to hug her, and when I put my hands around her, she wanted me to slide man hands down her back, and when I got to her ass she told me to squeeze it hard. The sad part about it was I did it with no problem. After that, she whispered in my ear to put 2 of my fingers in her dry ass. I said mama why do I have to do this, she said because tonight mama what’s you to fuck her in the ass. Hell, I thought I was young and I had done everything else to her already. But it was when she told me she wanted me to fuck her in the ass, and then take my dick out, so she can taste how sweet her ass really was. After about an hour of pulling my dick, in and out of my mother’s ass, nice and slow, she wanted me to bang her ass, like I had always banged her pussy. The harder I banged that ass, the more she rubbed her pussy, as my little balls, she said made her cum hard and back to back. Because it was my first time fucking a woman in the ass, I was turned on even though it was my mama. My ego kicked in, and I felt like a man, because I was really paying attention to what I was doing. It fell so good, harder, deeper I got, then I told her mama, your little baby is CUM N, she said go ahead and cum in your mamas ass, and make me feel like a woman cause your father’s not, I thought oh! fuck, this is my fathers job.

In my defense I did not like fucking my mother in the beginning, but I made myself like it so that I would not show her fear, or I was being disobedient. This will continue for 4 more years because I’m only 14, then I can get away from her, and this pain I have been in, trying to protect her by fucking her. I love her, but I get mad at my father, because he told me one day that he caught me fucking my mother a few times, he said thank you son because he could not keep up with her hot ass anymore, and daddy’s dick stop working…..Help me because me and my dick is mighty tired.

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

B-Made

Back in the day, the brothers I knew, even f they were gossipy and catty tried to hide it. They were probably secretly hating on their counterparts but you never knew it. Perhaps as women have made leaps in bounds in every aspect of life men have become SOFTER. They have taken on the roles that were usually reserved for women only. I'm not talking about homosexuality. I'm talking about straight brothers who are supposed to be manly actin' more forgive me... BITCH LIKE.

I'm talking about men who are constantly hating, backstabbing,trash talking and trying to undermine each other. Last  time I  checked you were out numbering women so what is all the hating about fellas? You have grown more and more emotionally unstable through the years. Your egos are so fragile. We now have to tiptoe around you more than ever. I have never seen so many gossip prone, stirring up shit, men in my life.  We as women can no longer lean on you for strength because you are becoming the weaker sex.  You guys are whining about simple shit. Man the fuck up MEN

Where have the strong men gone? Where are the men from long ago who hated every last one of their 2-3 jobs but didn't cry about it they just did what they had to do . Men nowadays are so soft they can barely make it through one job let alone 2 hah!! They keep more drama going than BASKETBALL WIVES and I bet ratings would really soar if there was a show for the husbands!!! All I am saying is I would love for dudes to get back to being real men  and quit all this BITCHASSNESS!!!!

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

I’ll Take Deep “N” My Ass To Keep You and Swallow your CUM To Treat You

The relationship game has gotten so bad, that the “The Other Woman/Man” or girlfriend(s) are being more sexual than ever before. Back In the day, sex between a man and a woman, was unique, but not like it is today. The other chick/dude that gets his/her payroll check, and the mortgage paid appears to have it all, but NOT. They have the money, but not the honey or his/her mental attention. It’s not that the intimacy is bad between them but some men/women want more. The other woman, or the man just want to fuck, any and every way they can with other people. The other woman/man, sidepiece, jump off, that bitch, Ho, that nigga or whatever name you have will do what you want them to do. More, and more women are letting married/single men fuck them in their ass, and they are swallowing the man’s CUM, or yes even licking their own shit off his dick, or he’s eating her ass out, and making that sexual encounter so intense his/her ass will return, again, and again, like a crack head to that glass dick. In his/her mind, he/she loves his/her wife/husband or his/her main girlfriend/boyfriend, and he/she makes love to them, but he/she fucks the other women/man, hard and nasty. What’s really fucked up he/she wants his/her woman/man to understand that he/she wants to do some real freaky shit with these other ladies, or men, if his/her ass is Bisexual. You see most of these men folk can dish out this behavior, but they could not take their woman doing the same shit. I feel what’s good for you, got to be good for her, but no, he feels she should do as he ask and that’s it, now isn’t that some shit. Having more open marriages, relationships can be very healthy if you don’t think about it has infidelity, but just sex.

So, will you bend over let it run deep up your ass, or will you turn around and suck and swallow his CUM to make it last. Every trick, you try may keep him from try to get a treat on his way home. Fella’s, don’t under estimate your “Good Girl” or “Wife” if you are doing so she can, and or will do they same shit. Don’t think just because she goes to church, and she saved or very religious, don’t mean shit. Just because you think you are slick, and she have not said anything to you, don’t mean, she don’t know. She could be getting the shit fucked out her real good as well.


What will do, if this was you…….This shit is real.

Thursday, November 3, 2011

He Ain't Shit But You Love Him, and You Allowed It All.

He isn’t shit, he doesn’t work, and he won’t wash his ass unless he wants to, he won’t even help you clean up your house, but you love him. You are very attractive physically, you work, but you have low self esteem is low, and your mind id fucked up, but you will do any and everything for him. You are so fucked up; you deny your own existence. You have kids, and get no help from their father, but you want your kids to call that person daddy who gets in and out of your bed when he wants to. You sold your kids TV so you could buy that man a video game, but your kids can’t even play it. When he comes over you make your kids go to bed, no matter what time it is, but you love the ground he walks on. You make Love to him, in your mind, but he fucks you just like trick, but you love him. You make him feel special, but he disrespect you, but you love him, and you say he’s going to change, but its been 6 years. You cook him “Steak” but your kids eat “Noodles”, they ask you why, and you say you better be glad I gave you noodles. They feeling are hurt, but you don’t care. You tell them he’s going to be your husband one day, after he “Beat” you black and blue. He’s so lazy, after he finish “Doing His Business” on you, you get up quick, to clean his “Dick” before you clean up and take care of yourself. Instead of him holding you, you stand up over him on the side of the bed, just in case he want’s something from you.

Oh! I forgot to mention, not only is he not yours, but he’s married, and you are girlfriend #3. Oh! I’m sorry “Servant” #3, you see if you are doing any of the above you get exactly what you accept. Now you “Aint Shit” just like him, but you have no expectations, so get nothing in return. In the process you destroy your kids and yourself, and you are teaching them how they should treat a woman or the women that will meet. A woman is part of the problem, but should be part of the solution. Its not your fault he’s fucked up and have fucked up ways. But you are part of the reason, he stay fucked up if you keep allowing this man or any like him to treat you like SHIT.

Ladies please, have expectations for yourself, and from the person you allow to be in your life, even if he is married, you set the boundaries of what you allow. If all you want is some dick, keep it like that. You get the dick, he gets the pussy, you keep your money, and he keeps his. When you put it out there you want money the game changes. Teach your kids something different from what you have experienced or have allowed……Let me hear from ya’ll, don’t be quite on this one.

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Grandma Is Still Fucking

He Telling The Truth
Old Women Fuck!

Her body is old but her mind is young. She talks about riding her husband’s dick but he can’t keep up even though he is a lot younger, and then she talks about licking his dick like a young girl. I know she got some game based on her conversation. She talks about how hot she is in the ass at the ripe old age she is. Let me just say she got great grand kids, but the shit she talk about let me know she is far from slowing down. She so hot in the ass, she has even been with women when she was younger. You see, licking pussy, sucking some dick, Granny will take that shit, because she want to get that cum off her chest. An old pussy can do the young pussy can do, a man would just have to get pass that grandma has a few wrinkles, but hell, granny can have some hot wet pussy. I feel as long she can ride give her that dick, or that clit whatever she want.

I know what ya’ll thinking, that this is just nasty, but go ask your grandmother is she still fucking, I bet she tell you some shit you do not want to hear.

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Til' U Do Right By Me

LOVING YOU IS STUPID, BECAUSE I KNOW YOU NEVER REALLY LOVED ME. STUPID-TONI BRAXTON


There are many definitons for ABUSE 1. to use wrongly or improperly; misuse 2 to treat in a harmful, injurious, offensive way 3.to speak insultingly, harshly, and unjustly to or about; revile;malign. 4. to deceive or mislead.


There are many forms of abuse verbal. physical, sexual, mental. 


Ladies sometimes we as woman take much more than we have to from men. We see the signs of the above early on in the relationship and decide to deal with these "little" things because we don't want to be alone, or because we think he's fine, Or because he gives us money or simply because he has a big dick and for those few minutes he makes you feel good. I used this line  from Toni's song because it says  I KNOW you never really loved  me. Loving someone who doesn't love you is stupid. I know we sometimes cannot help who we fall for and when it's not reciprocated it's hard but why keep that flame burning? When you factor in abuse, well for me that is an automatic ,Get the fuck on! Kick rocks. I cannot understand and perhaps it's not for me to understand taking any kind of abuse that you have control of.




Ladies if he slaps you once, he will again. A real man will not touch you no matter how angry he gets.If you allow him to get away with it he will try you again and again until it becomes the norm. He's sorry and you're fucked up IT IS NOT ALL RIGHT TO LET A MUTHERFUCKA POUND ON YOU!!! Under any circumstance, there is no excuse. If you are like me then you face possible jail time. Because I will bash Mr. head in and wait for heaven later.  If you are not this type. Do not give him another chance, to possibly do more damage.


If he is constantly worried about your whereabouts, those are his insecurities. Do not allow him to alter your life. Do not allow him  to dictate to  you who your friends can be and where you can and cannot go. You are able to make those  grown woman decisions for yourself. Some mistake this controlling behavior for  him "caring" about you., but that's bullshit. He wants you under his thumb at all times and he is more than likely doing some ill shit himself and don't want yall to end up in the same space.


If he calls you out your name and makes you feel badly about yourself, or constantly tells you how he is the only one that wants you. Leave that ass alone! Believe me he is not the only one. Again these are his issues and he can only make himself feel good by putting you down.Do not feed into his bullshit. I realize not everyone is as quick at the mouth as I am but if you cannot verbally take his ass down a peg, then use this time to defend yourself. You are not a bitch, you are not ugly, useless, dumb, stupid or whatever else he comes up with and  let him know you do not appreciate this. He will eventually leave you alone because he will realize that his bull won't fly.


If he wants sex and you say no. Then it's NO!!!!. If he forces himself on you then you have been raped hon, and you need to be making a police report.


These punk ass predators, I  won't say men. Prey on women with low self esteem. They will sometimes try a woman who has her shit together but they will quickly give that shit up. Trying to " break" her or "train" her is too much work. They will come with the wine and roses in the beginning. Everything will seem right out of a fairy tale. But it will all change up soon. Ladies when you see the signs don't ignore them, because the shit don't get no better.If  you are having any doubts fall back!!! Because if your gut tells you this mutha is crazy, guess what? He probably is!

Saturday, October 1, 2011

Your Mother Fucked Me, But Let Me Explain....


I came by to see you, you weren’t home, and I told your mother I would come be back. She said no, but she insisted that I wait. Your mother told me to come sit in the den with her. I’m thinking she wants to pick me for information concerning our relationship. So as I’m sitting there with your mama, watching TV, she would ask me one question after the other. She ask me was I thirsty, I said no thank you Ms. Thomson, she said don’t call her Ms. Thomson, she said call her Angie, I just looked at her and said ok, Angie. Your mother went back N forth with trying to keep me, from leaving. So when she asks me if I wanted something to eat, I said yes. Angie, I mean your mama said give me a minute, she had to go to her room, for something. Baby when your mother came back she had took off her work clothes, and got comfortable, as I mumbled underneath my breath (Damn) Ms. Angie got a banging ass body. After Angie got comfortable in her favorite gown, and a glass of wine, she was good and relaxed. I was hungry, so I went and sat in the kitchen, and Angie offered me a drink, as she cooked me some deep fried pork chops, fried okra, with some wild rice. After I ate, and had a few drinks, Angie ask me did I want desert, I said if it’s not a problem, she said you just sip this drink, I got you, when she came back, you all know what happened. Ms. Thomson, I mean Angie came back into the den with a white silk rob on, her big breast was oiled up smelling real good if my memory serve me correctly, she had on some Dolce Cabaña Light Blue.

After Angie open her rob, gracefully and seduced the fuck out of me. I remembered her whispering in my ear, I want to see my daughter happy, but I know I wanted to suck your dick, and fuck you real hard. So Angie said just layback and enjoy this good pussy, I won’t tell if you won’t. He said ok, I know it is wrong, but my dick is hard and you got me wanting your sexy ass. Angie, started sucking my dick, and after she got on top of me, all I remembered was how hot Angie’s pussy was, as she kissed me all over. She got back off my dick and then put it in her mouth, as the front door opened, and it was my baby, I bust my nut all in her mouth, Angie licked up, like this shit was normal. I guess you can say I was trapped in the closet.

The moral of this story is that a “Stiff Dick” has no conscience, and a young wet pussy can be deceived the same way and men and woman knows when a man or a woman’s with weak flesh. So the next time your girls mother ask you for something to eat, you better take your ass home, or you could end up the main course on the menu. Or the next time your man’s father want to do to many things for you, you better, just say No, because your boyfriends dad, will offer you some dick to go with that money his ass is going to give you….…This is some real shit.

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Are You Hell Bond

If you could take a journey with God, would you stop your sin if he let you walk with him, and give you a glimpse of what “Hell” truly is? Can you imagine when your flesh dies; your soul could live in torment forever, in hell. Your soul could have the same abilities, to hear, smell, feel, and yes touch, what you will experience, if you don’t change your ways. The problem with a lot of believers is that for generations they have told about God, or his power, but yet they have never experienced who he really is, and what he is truly about, also how miraculous his power is. You see in one time or the other, you have had a “Revelation” or some event to let you know that you did make it through on your own. Like most folks it takes “Sickness” or tragic death for the reality of what will or can go wrong in life. So many humans live for the moment, but never think about the future.

Close your eyes, inhale 3 times the next time you get in bed. As you go to sleep just try and imagine how hell can be, and can you really grasp, that a lot of people are going straight to hell. I hope it scares you enough to at least reevaluate what path you are on.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Your Pastor Fucking His Members

He’s your Pastor, you trust in him, you have faith he’s going to lead you spiritually and teach you the things of God. This man of God is married good looking but he’s a ho on the down low. Each Sunday he delivers a warm message that blesses the entire congregation. After services are over he always have to have a meeting in his office with a sister or 2. What’s fucked up about it is that many may see this, for what it is or what it looks like but because he’s the Pastor, no one speaks. Have you ever noticed that most Pastors have very attractive secretaries, and it is not mistake, their ass want some sexual stimulation while doing “Gods” business. Your Pastors flesh is weak, and you know it is but you choose to turn the other cheek. He hugs all the women in the church inappropriately, especially the sisters that have very large breast, fair skin and yes long hair. You see, you and the other ladies, turn your eyes away, because you all hate the fact the your first lady, has what you call is a wonderful man of God. The only reason they think that they want to change places with the pastors wife, is because all you see is money and prestige. Your morals, you have thrown out the church back door over the church baptismal pool. Another fucked up thing is some of the female members plot to give Pastor, some of their good “Saved” church pussy. You see the reason I say that good “Saved” church pussy. I call it church pussy is because a woman that is in church is either a virgin, or it has been so long since she has had some dick, a few presidents ago. That woman has so much cum, and freaky shit in her spirit, she will fuck anybody that will play that kiss and don’t tell game with her, especially another church member with weak flesh. That church woman who have not been touched in a while, kisses you with passion, and will fuck you better that any hooker you know. That pussy is so good it can have you speaking in tongues. You your Pastor, discerning spirit is so strong, he can smell and untouched sister, like a man can tell when she is a virgin, just by looking at her. Your Pastor after taking his time and picking the sister’s he plans to violate, he has to be careful not pick the one that will expose his game plan to the other congregation members. Before you know it your Pastor have fucked a few sisters. You see you have an attitude, with the sister who fucked your pastor, until you have gotten a chance to give him some of your pussy. Oh! Yeah you are really trying to lock this deal with Pastor all the way down, you turn your ass over and bring the real freaky shit out of your pastor, and let him fuck you deep in your ass. Now the game has changed, and your pastor is fucking half the church, and instead of the church committee removing Pastor from his position, because most of their ass is on payroll. Now you know it is fucked up you will turn your eye to sin for a check, even if your check is your only means of survival.

So, the next time your Pastor comes up to you, and tries to hug your front first, and not hug you from the side, your ass should run before you become one of his playmates in the name of Jesus. Some Pastors have been known to convince a large portion of his female congregation to go to bed with him. Do you know was is sad that the “First Lady” sees all of this most times, but because of her silent expected, and accepted spirit, she cries in the dark, with no change in the distance……If you think I’m picking on your pastor, watch his ass, and if you see what I have described, just become a watcher, and then a believer, and his dick that is used as a deceiver.