Pussy Odometer

Your pussy is like a new car, that muthafucka starts out with no miles, but some choose to start their road trips early in life. With all the hormones in the food today, makes it almost impossible in some instances not to start due to the “Dick Pressure” that sits near its tires. When the engines start early in life, the miles begin, and if a bitch is not careful her ass will need an engine overhaul before, she get her first oil change. You wonder why a pussy look so broke down early in life, because that muthfucka been in use a hole lot before its time to take these many vacations, and the many passengers, and hitchhikers along the way. You see some of the passengers, get in and they want to ride in the car, until its time to change the tires, then they want to get out, but the next muthafucka, wants to lube the front of the car, and the back, also they want to open up all of the valves, but not caring if the car can make it across country, but this passenger is only caring about how comfortable his ass can really get. Man, this road trip gets interesting, sometimes you may have 2 or 3 riders at the same time and guess what that car had a few times on this trip it was like that. You know when you get to many riders, you can’t keep up with them. These riders, get in so quick, and make deposits in you while rolling down the highway. Some riders, are “Lickers” and some “Stickers”. Now look how many spirits you have let ride your ass.

The road trip will get bumpy, but you have the power and the control, who you let get behind and in front of your vehicle. So before you open your “Gas Tank” and let as many riders, put something inside your car and deposit whatever they have picked up in life, check yourself before you get to many miles in your pussy, and to many riders, with exhaust pipes in and out your ass, stop that shit. If you get control those who you let ride when you are young, you won’t have to worry about that “Pussy Odometer” going pass the point of no return. If your pussy reaches a certain amount of miles, your “Crank Shaft” may not have enough amps to crank it up anymore, any your walls can’t hold the current oil treatment. Some pussy got so many miles on it you can tell just by the way the car is rolling down the street, that you don’t want to ride, because you just may fall in that hole.