Friday, January 13, 2012

Trifling Bitches Your Better Off Fucking and A Married Man

Trifling bitches come in many shapes sizes and colors, and their desire to have some form of a relationship is not uncommon. Now what’s fucked up about this is that some of these women, some single, some not and some have children. According to society, some of these women externally are fine as hell, and some look like road kill. Ugly bitches, and pretty bitches want the same thing; they want to have a man or another bitch to love. If they are not fucking, licking, or playing with their own pussy, we all want to be sexually gratified, by someone, somehow. Let’s take the ghetto ho, a middle class ho, and the ho that live on the hill; all have various traits that would make them more than just trifling ho’s. A lot of men are married, some incarcerated, some gay, some confused, and some are just fucked up but attach to another bitch, that don’t know if she s coming or going.


A trifling bitch has either a trifling, lazy, un-employed man or another bitch that look, and act like a man, really is fucked up. You see the ratio for men to women is so bad it is not un-common for a man to have a wife, and 3 or 4 girlfriends, or man if his ass is on the down low, but that “TRIFLING BITCH” will get in line for his or her time, and they will know his status. You see that lazy ass muthafucka she is dealing with ain’t shit, so she is better off being with a married man to get her emotional, and physical needs met, to some degree. This married man will at least provide an environment that will help make her not feel as bad when she return home to this lazy muthafucka, that’s been getting all her pussy for free, while she keeps him up with some fresh ass gear. Its real sad that when you treat a bitch to good, she sometime don’t know how to act, because she is used to being treated like a real trick bitch. A trifling bitch will even fight or harass another trifling bitch, over a trifling lazy ass muthafuckn man. I know a lot you muthafuckas reading this blog know some trifling bitches, with some trifling as men they deal with daily.


Oh! Yeah, some trifling bitches are married, with a good man, and their trifling ass will push their husband or boyfriend your way. This is not done intentionally, but the newness of his wife leaves his heart over time. This trifling married bitch, got so comfortable, and think her shit don’t stink and she talks crazy, to her husband so he starts not wanting, her ass. He doesn’t want to make love with her, kiss her so he changes her position, without moving her out of the residence. So the 1st Trifling bitch gets more attention, and this wheel keeps turning, what position are you on the team.


So, if you are a trifling bitch, I understand, but you can be a trifling bitch with respect for yourself, and make better choices that you give your “Pussy (aka Sweetbread)” to. Get with married men that have a plan. That married man is better for you even if your position is number 3 or 4, hell you have nothing to loose, until you can move up to his first round draft pick. This shit is a business, and you not to far gone to see this shit.

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Duckbutter Sticky Dick, Nut Sack & Stank N Cat

Duckbuter is an unpleasant accumulation of nut sweat, dirt, grime, and exfoliated on and around your nut sack, this also accumulate on the head of your unwashed stinking ass dick head often experienced or produced by hours of rigorous physical activity or an extended amount of time spent sitting around doing nothing. This also occurs after you have gotten you some ass and your dick, and nuts sweat and drip. The smell of duckbutter has a similar smell of an unwashed pussy (aka Sweetbread) no matter how pretty the female is this is some real stank shit. Dicks, Pussy (aka Sweetbread), Nuts and even Ass will smell without water. Changing your draws, or panties will not get rid of this smell, putting on clean under garments will only delay the dried duckbutter to re-wet and dry over and over again.


Ok, now while no one is looking stick your hand down inside your Draws or Panties rub or swipe your hands on your genitals or the seat of your underwear. If you can smell your hand or fingers before you bring it to your nose to get a whiff your ass still have the duckbutter effect, and your ass still need a bath. You know what’s really nasty you will have the nerve and attempt to give your STANKING ASS away for someone to LICK, SUCK, BLOW, and even rub, and guess what that muthafucker that take it just for the sake of getting some ass, is just as nasty as you are. You are so caught up in the moment they will suck and fuck you so good, your will forget you have not got your ass in the shower, and here they come up to your face, for a kiss with your CUM and other bodily fluids on and around their mouth, they have got from you and themselves, and all them damn germs is just everywhere. So now until the mutherfucker you were with take a bath, the duckbutter keeps multiplying just like the plague.


If you shower and you can smell your pussy, and or your dick you need to change your soap. If this continues to persist seek help from your doctor. You should be too ashamed to even take your clothes off for the doctor, some of you are just down right nasty……WASH DAT ASS!!!!!

Saturday, January 7, 2012

Pastor's N Scandals

Kisha had not been thinking clearly when she said “I do” to Pastor Long. She was in awe of his power over the congregation and herself. She had presented herself to him as a virgin, anticipating that he would teach her how to be a complete woman. They had been married now for three months and he had yet to have any kind of sex with her. He would kiss her on her forehead but that was as far as he would go. Kisha ached to know how he would feel inside of her. One night, she bravely asked him if he would make love to her. Pastor Long told her that they were not ready for children yet, kissed her on her forehead, and rolled over to sleep. Months passed until it was near their first anniversary. Pastor Long announced to Kisha that he was bringing in an assistant pastor who would be staying with them. He asked Kisha to fix up the guest room for Pastor Richard. Dutiful she did so. Pastor Richard arrived late that Sunday evening. Kisha almost lost her breath when she gazed upon him. Her breasts rose and fell with each deep breath she tried to conceal. Though Pastor Long did not notice Kisha’s attraction, Pastor Richard most definitely did. “Sister Kisha,” he smiled at her, “Could you please show me to my room. I am so tired and wish to take a hot bath and go to bed.” Pastor Long instructed Kisha to do as Pastor Richard asked and indicating to her that she should draw him bath as well. Pastor Richard made pleasant chatter as both he and Kisha climbed the stairs. Kisha lit the candles in his room and showed him where he could store his belongings. She then went into the kitchen to draw his bath. A large bath basin was pulled into the middle of the floor and Kisha filled it with warm water. Candles lit the room, to help add to the warmth. Pastor Long came into the room and instructed Kisha to assist Pastor Richard with his bathing and then he went into the library. Kisha felt like a schoolgirl as she helped Pastor Richard disrobe. She had only guessed at what he might look like without any clothes, and she was not disappointed. Pastor Richard proudly stepped into the bath basin. If Kisha had been more experienced, she would have known that he was showing the signs of arousal. He smiled at her innocence. Kisha softly bathed him with a sponge, but avoided his manly parts. Pastor Richard then took Kisha’s hand and guided it below the water to his fully erect penis. He took the sponge out of her hand, placed both hands upon his dick and instructed her in the art of massage. Inexperienced, Kisha did not know that she was masturbating Pastor Richard. She only noticed his heavy breathing and the restlessness of his hips. She looked into his eyes as her hands rose up and down the shaft of his penis. She was surprised to feel the wetness coming from the head of his cock, and gazed at it while she circled it with her finger. She could see that as she massaged the head of his dick, he would take deeper breaths and so she continued to do so. Wanting the experience to last, Pastor Richard stilled Kisha’s hands. He gazed into her eyes and realized that she was a virgin. “Kisha,” Pastor Richard asked, “You and Pastor Long have not consummated your marriage?” Kisha looked down, ashamed. “I wanted him to, Pastor Richard, but he has no desire for me.” Pastor Richard stood up, displaying his fully erect and aching dick to Kisha. “Kisha, you are a very desirable woman. Do you see what you have done to me?” Pastor Richard asked. “I did this,” Kisha asked. “Yes, and how does it make you feel?” Pastor Richard questioned. “Pastor Richard,” Kisha began but he put his hand over her mouth and said, “Kisha, I think you can call me Rick.” “Rick, seeing you like this, it makes me have funny feelings in my panties. I can feel a funny throbbing down there and I feel, I feel a wetness between my legs,” Kisha said shyly. “Where, Kisha, show me. Take off your panties, I will sit back in the tub and I want you to stand in front of me and show me where the funny feeling is,” Pastor Richard said. Kisha quickly disrobed and as Pastor Richard sat back down in the tub, Kisha straddled the tub with her aching pussy only inches from his mouth. She pointed to her clitoris, indicating that was the source of her feelings. Pastor Richard grabbed both of her ass cheeks and pulled her pussy onto his mouth. Surprised but delighted, Kisha clasped her hands over her mouth so as not to squeal. For the first time, she felt a man’s tongue lapping her juices. She liked it and began wiggling her tight ass into Pastor Richard’s face. Pastor Richard pulled her in and out from his mouth. He had an incredibly long tongue and Kisha rode it hard. In and out, Kisha's hips rocked hardly into Pastor Richard's inviting mouth. Pastor Richard alternating sucking her clitoris and slipping his tongue deep into her pussy. Pastor Richard, knowing he couldn’t last much longer before exploding, pulled away from Kisha and climbed out of the tub. “Kisha, it’s time,” he said. “Time for what?” Kisha asked breathlessly. Pastor Richard didn’t tell her, he just showed her.


Pastor Richard stood Kisha facing the tub. He took Kisha’s hands and placed them on the side of the tub and pulled her hips back so that her tight ass was prominently protruding toward his waiting cock. He spread her legs, and then softly caressed her ass cheeks in both hands. Lubricating one finger, he slowly entered Kisha’s anus. He was surprised at her eagerness to comply as she began moving her ass in and out. Pastor Richard knew he could proceed to the next step. He massaged her anal opening with the head of his wet dick for a few minutes and then slowly began slipping it in and out. Kisha continued moving her ass in compliance. Pastor Richard knew he could slip it all the way in. Kisha gasped as his fully erect penis drove into her all of its nine inches. Her rhythmic thrusts increased, driving Pastor Richard to the brink as her tight ass gripped his cock. He could no longer hold back and filled her with his hot load. He collapsed upon her back, reaching around to massage her aching nipples. Kisha sighed with exhaustion and whispered to Pastor Richard, “Rick, I hope you stay with us for a while and teach me all I need to know to truly satisfy a man. ”Pastor Richard vowed to Kisha that he would do so, saying, "Kisha, I have many lessons yet to teach you, but maybe there is something you are already thinking of that you would like to learn?" Kisha giggled and caressing his now soft penis in her hands, she looked up at him shyly and said, "Rick, you drove me wild with your tongue, would you teach me how to pleasure you with my mouth?"


The moral of this story is a married Pastor with arrogance that never makes love to his first lady and wife on their wedding night his wife will eventually be fucked sucked and licked by one of his associate Pastors and friends you bring into your home and around their brides. A Pastor may have a title and power over a congregation, but there are more Pastor’s that are straight Ho’s, but men an women have just to much faith and trust in their asses. Most Pastor’s are fucking their secretaries because all secretaries of Pastors looks better than the wife…….Watch your Pastor a pay close attention to his actions, he can speak in tongues and give you his Pictorial Dick.

Thursday, December 29, 2011

My Wife Helps Me Suck My Own Cock

I like to sit in front of my computer naked reading a good nasty story while my wife lubes up my asshole and inserts a large vibrating bullet and turns it on. Then she lubes up my cock, balls and nipples and starts massaging until everything is erect. I like it very wet, so she applies a lot of lube and keeps it very moist with her saliva. I keep pumping my cock until I am about ready to cum, then I stop and restart many times. This builds up an enormous amount of cum and a very strong orgasm. When I cum it shoot's out hard, I have squirted all the way across the room. I usually don't do that many times because it's so hard to clean up, plus I love the taste of my sperm and enjoy licking up every drop of it. While I am masturbating my wife usually has a girlfriend over and they will be sucking on each others clit. One night we got on a sex site that showed men sucking their own cocks. It looked very interesting and made my cock extremely hard. I couldn't stop jacking my cock and my wife couldn't keep her fingers out of her pussy I looked over at her and she had her whole fist stuck up her cunt moaning and groaning like the whore she is. I couldn't help it I wasted a load in my hand. I got up and went to the shower. As I was thinking about what I seen on the computer. I reached down towards my feet for a washcloth. I realized how little effort it took to bend so far over, and noticed how close my cock was to my belly. My cock was really close to my lips, I wondered if I could suck myself off. I was always very limber. I started masturbating myself and getting my cock hard, then I bent over towards my cock to see how close I could get to the head of my cock, the shower door opened and my wife had been watching me. I was shocked when she said "here let me help you" she started pulling on my cock and helping me bent over, in just a few moments. I was able to lick the salty-sweet pre-cum from the tip of my cock, which drove my wife insane with pleasure.

But it was a little hard to breathe, all bent over like that. So, I figured if I was going to have a shot at making myself come in my mouth, I'd have to learn how to breathe all bent over like that. We practiced this little self-sucking routine for a few months, and after a while I was able to suck my own cock anytime I felt like it. I was my own best friend. I remember the first time my wife caught me sucking my cock without her help. She got very angry. Told me that if she ever caught me relieving myself like that again that she would divorce me. After many practice sessions I have gotten so good at sucking I can even suck my balls into my mouth I love to dump load after load of hot fresh sperm straight into my mouth. I work myself up into male sex frenzy. My wife likes to control things, So she inserts a remote control vibrating bullet up my ass and when she wants to see me cum she cranks up the power on the remote and my prostate starts contracting and cum starts pouring out of my cock straight into my mouth. She loves to bring her girlfriends over and let them watch as I feed my cock into my mouth. I love to see the look on their faces when my cock starts disappearing into my hungry mouth, oh so tasty my sweet cock.

Sunday, December 25, 2011

80 & Double Stuffed

I’m 80, my mind is young and I like my men hung. You see the twist about me being 80 I love to get FUCKED HARD deep in my ass, that’s right, I like getting at least 8 to 10 inches of hot stiff dick in my ass and one up my wrinkle, but very hot pussy. Never under estimate my abilities because of my age, because my pussy can do the same thing that a young bitches pussy can do and then some. You see one thing about getting fuck hard from both ends, is that parts of my very WET pussy and ass have spots that are hot, and some that are not. My pussy, can still squirt like a young bitches pussy, and my ass is so loose that I can really take a pounding, and I love it, especially when I get a man can beat this pussy up, and his balls slaps the hell out of my pussy lips. Oh! yeah I can CUM from my ass to. As a mans balls slapping on my pussy lips, I take my right hand, and rub that clit until it damn near bleeds, and I just CUM so hard, ooh! Shit I getting wet just telling you young bitches about this old pussy I got. Don’t hate you see some of you young bitches have you ever wondered why your man, will fuck an old bitch like me, because I fuck’em hard, I fuck’em right. When I hook up with some men, they are really surprised in my abilities, and they act like they are doing me a favor, but after, they get up I this pussy, they can really tell what the fuck I’m working with. I’ll take both of these dicks at the same time and stroke one real good, and suck the shit out of the other one. I have noticed that after a few minutes, shit we all exchanging fuck faces. Along with getting Double Dip with 2 pulsating dicks, beating my clip, I also love to LICK and swallow CUM, yes just like a young bitch. Oh! I’m sorry I forgot I’m fucking a lot of you Hoe’s men, because you young pretty, prissy bitches, think you to cute to fuck a man right, that’s why the CUM a calling. Did I fail to mention that my age is 80, but my body is like that of a very young woman, because I am a former fitness trainer?


Ok! Bitches did you take good notes about me fucking your men, even though most of them are young enough to be my sons age. Well the next time you go through your mans phone, and read his text messages, or go through his email, just don’t assume that the bitch he’s texting and emailing is a young one. Also if your man comes home and tries something with you that he has never done, scratch your damn head, and think what the fuck, ooh! Shit, it must be that bitch that sucked his dick.

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Mother Makes Me Fuck Her When She's Drunk, I Want To Please Her....I'm Only 14


My mom is a drunk and every time she comes home drunk I have to fuck her hard and deep so she can go to sleep, but before she goes to sleep she sucks my dick, like a child sucking a pacifier. The other night she made me eat her pussy and then sucked my cock, and she sucks all of my CUM. I will be glad when I am 18 and can join the Army and get away. I have been fucking my mother so long; I think this is what a son is supposed to do. A son is to suppose to do whatever his mother asks. What’s really fucked up is that even though her ass is fucked up, she moans like she is really enjoying her son, on top of her long stroking his mother. She comes home drunk at least 4 times a week, so you know my mama is getting, this young dick of mines so often, my young ass be so tiered. My teacher ask me why I can’t seem to get my homework done, I almost slipped and told her because I be up in my momma fucking the shit out of her. I caught myself before I let the family secret get out. Just last night she came home fucked up, and mama made me take off all my closes as usual, after that things was different this time, more so than any other time. My mama started giving me instruction on what to do to her. She first told me to hug her, and when I put my hands around her, she wanted me to slide man hands down her back, and when I got to her ass she told me to squeeze it hard. The sad part about it was I did it with no problem. After that, she whispered in my ear to put 2 of my fingers in her dry ass. I said mama why do I have to do this, she said because tonight mama what’s you to fuck her in the ass. Hell, I thought I was young and I had done everything else to her already. But it was when she told me she wanted me to fuck her in the ass, and then take my dick out, so she can taste how sweet her ass really was. After about an hour of pulling my dick, in and out of my mother’s ass, nice and slow, she wanted me to bang her ass, like I had always banged her pussy. The harder I banged that ass, the more she rubbed her pussy, as my little balls, she said made her cum hard and back to back. Because it was my first time fucking a woman in the ass, I was turned on even though it was my mama. My ego kicked in, and I felt like a man, because I was really paying attention to what I was doing. It fell so good, harder, deeper I got, then I told her mama, your little baby is CUM N, she said go ahead and cum in your mamas ass, and make me feel like a woman cause your father’s not, I thought oh! fuck, this is my fathers job.

In my defense I did not like fucking my mother in the beginning, but I made myself like it so that I would not show her fear, or I was being disobedient. This will continue for 4 more years because I’m only 14, then I can get away from her, and this pain I have been in, trying to protect her by fucking her. I love her, but I get mad at my father, because he told me one day that he caught me fucking my mother a few times, he said thank you son because he could not keep up with her hot ass anymore, and daddy’s dick stop working…..Help me because me and my dick is mighty tired.