Your Mother Fucked Me, But Let Me Explain....

I came by to see you, you weren’t home, and I told your mother I would come be back. She said no, but she insisted that I wait. Your mother told me to come sit in the den with her. I’m thinking she wants to pick me for information concerning our relationship. So as I’m sitting there with your mama, watching TV, she would ask me one question after the other. She ask me was I thirsty, I said no thank you Ms. Thomson, she said don’t call her Ms. Thomson, she said call her Angie, I just looked at her and said ok, Angie. Your mother went back N forth with trying to keep me, from leaving. So when she asks me if I wanted something to eat, I said yes. Angie, I mean your mama said give me a minute, she had to go to her room, for something. Baby when your mother came back she had took off her work clothes, and got comfortable, as I mumbled underneath my breath (Damn) Ms. Angie got a banging ass body. After Angie got comfortable in her favorite gown, and a glass of wine, she was good and relaxed. I was hungry, so I went and sat in the kitchen, and Angie offered me a drink, as she cooked me some deep fried pork chops, fried okra, with some wild rice. After I ate, and had a few drinks, Angie ask me did I want desert, I said if it’s not a problem, she said you just sip this drink, I got you, when she came back, you all know what happened. Ms. Thomson, I mean Angie came back into the den with a white silk rob on, her big breast was oiled up smelling real good if my memory serve me correctly, she had on some Dolce Cabaña Light Blue.

After Angie open her rob, gracefully and seduced the fuck out of me. I remembered her whispering in my ear, I want to see my daughter happy, but I know I wanted to suck your dick, and fuck you real hard. So Angie said just layback and enjoy this good pussy, I won’t tell if you won’t. He said ok, I know it is wrong, but my dick is hard and you got me wanting your sexy ass. Angie, started sucking my dick, and after she got on top of me, all I remembered was how hot Angie’s pussy was, as she kissed me all over. She got back off my dick and then put it in her mouth, as the front door opened, and it was my baby, I bust my nut all in her mouth, Angie licked up, like this shit was normal. I guess you can say I was trapped in the closet.

The moral of this story is that a “Stiff Dick” has no conscience, and a young wet pussy can be deceived the same way and men and woman knows when a man or a woman’s with weak flesh. So the next time your girls mother ask you for something to eat, you better take your ass home, or you could end up the main course on the menu. Or the next time your man’s father want to do to many things for you, you better, just say No, because your boyfriends dad, will offer you some dick to go with that money his ass is going to give you….…This is some real shit.

Are You Hell Bond

If you could take a journey with God, would you stop your sin if he let you walk with him, and give you a glimpse of what “Hell” truly is? Can you imagine when your flesh dies; your soul could live in torment forever, in hell. Your soul could have the same abilities, to hear, smell, feel, and yes touch, what you will experience, if you don’t change your ways. The problem with a lot of believers is that for generations they have told about God, or his power, but yet they have never experienced who he really is, and what he is truly about, also how miraculous his power is. You see in one time or the other, you have had a “Revelation” or some event to let you know that you did make it through on your own. Like most folks it takes “Sickness” or tragic death for the reality of what will or can go wrong in life. So many humans live for the moment, but never think about the future.

Close your eyes, inhale 3 times the next time you get in bed. As you go to sleep just try and imagine how hell can be, and can you really grasp, that a lot of people are going straight to hell. I hope it scares you enough to at least reevaluate what path you are on.

Your Pastor Fucking His Members

He’s your Pastor, you trust in him, you have faith he’s going to lead you spiritually and teach you the things of God. This man of God is married good looking but he’s a ho on the down low. Each Sunday he delivers a warm message that blesses the entire congregation. After services are over he always have to have a meeting in his office with a sister or 2. What’s fucked up about it is that many may see this, for what it is or what it looks like but because he’s the Pastor, no one speaks. Have you ever noticed that most Pastors have very attractive secretaries, and it is not mistake, their ass want some sexual stimulation while doing “Gods” business. Your Pastors flesh is weak, and you know it is but you choose to turn the other cheek. He hugs all the women in the church inappropriately, especially the sisters that have very large breast, fair skin and yes long hair. You see, you and the other ladies, turn your eyes away, because you all hate the fact the your first lady, has what you call is a wonderful man of God. The only reason they think that they want to change places with the pastors wife, is because all you see is money and prestige. Your morals, you have thrown out the church back door over the church baptismal pool. Another fucked up thing is some of the female members plot to give Pastor, some of their good “Saved” church pussy. You see the reason I say that good “Saved” church pussy. I call it church pussy is because a woman that is in church is either a virgin, or it has been so long since she has had some dick, a few presidents ago. That woman has so much cum, and freaky shit in her spirit, she will fuck anybody that will play that kiss and don’t tell game with her, especially another church member with weak flesh. That church woman who have not been touched in a while, kisses you with passion, and will fuck you better that any hooker you know. That pussy is so good it can have you speaking in tongues. You your Pastor, discerning spirit is so strong, he can smell and untouched sister, like a man can tell when she is a virgin, just by looking at her. Your Pastor after taking his time and picking the sister’s he plans to violate, he has to be careful not pick the one that will expose his game plan to the other congregation members. Before you know it your Pastor have fucked a few sisters. You see you have an attitude, with the sister who fucked your pastor, until you have gotten a chance to give him some of your pussy. Oh! Yeah you are really trying to lock this deal with Pastor all the way down, you turn your ass over and bring the real freaky shit out of your pastor, and let him fuck you deep in your ass. Now the game has changed, and your pastor is fucking half the church, and instead of the church committee removing Pastor from his position, because most of their ass is on payroll. Now you know it is fucked up you will turn your eye to sin for a check, even if your check is your only means of survival.

So, the next time your Pastor comes up to you, and tries to hug your front first, and not hug you from the side, your ass should run before you become one of his playmates in the name of Jesus. Some Pastors have been known to convince a large portion of his female congregation to go to bed with him. Do you know was is sad that the “First Lady” sees all of this most times, but because of her silent expected, and accepted spirit, she cries in the dark, with no change in the distance……If you think I’m picking on your pastor, watch his ass, and if you see what I have described, just become a watcher, and then a believer, and his dick that is used as a deceiver.

Big Girl

I'm a big girl so I can say what I am about to say, with no qualms. This woman to the left , big girl, fine as hell( pause), confident doing the damn thing. Men as we well know are visual creatures. It doesn't matter how fine, intelligent, how well you can cook or make him feel in bed.  More often than not he is looking for someone like thisfine as hell in her own right . But ladies I'm here to tell you. You are beautiful at any size. You don't have to let men dictate how fierce you are.  Everyone can't look like Bey, or Monique. But when you put on your shit, when you check that mirror for the last time before heading out. Be the best fucking thing walking. Don't go  out looking busted what the fuck is that about? Do you see this shit?

This is extreme I know. Obviously something really wrong here that some  therapy might help.  But  the shit that pisses me off about some of my big sisters is some of the shit we put on. I am all about being confident in your skin.But damn, if you are going to  wear it dammit wear it well. Make sure it  wears you well Wear that shit in your muthafucking size. Not your little sis, cous, friend. Obviously homegirl has no friends or mirrors. Just because it comes in our size doesn't mean we need to have that shit on. I'm just saying have a little pride. Confidence comes from within. If you carry yourselves like queens then you will be treated like one. No matter the size, perhaps I'm crazy, or maybe just blessed because I have no esteem issues. I've been told since I was a child how beautiful I am , how I can be anything, do anything I want. I understand that not all have had this fortune. I just want us to get it together. Another thing that pissses me the hell off. Don't allow yourselves to be treated lke a second class citizen because you have a little girth. if  it's counsel you need then get some. Just don't give up on yourselves. When that brother you want don't want that size 22, tell his ass to move on and stop taking his shit. Why the hell are you trying to please him anyway? don't believe that no one else wants you. Trust me, they do. Tell him go find what he's looking for. Just try it  is all I'm asking, love yourself, care about yourself more than anything but God.

Pussy Odometer

Your pussy is like a new car, that muthafucka starts out with no miles, but some choose to start their road trips early in life. With all the hormones in the food today, makes it almost impossible in some instances not to start due to the “Dick Pressure” that sits near its tires. When the engines start early in life, the miles begin, and if a bitch is not careful her ass will need an engine overhaul before, she get her first oil change. You wonder why a pussy look so broke down early in life, because that muthfucka been in use a hole lot before its time to take these many vacations, and the many passengers, and hitchhikers along the way. You see some of the passengers, get in and they want to ride in the car, until its time to change the tires, then they want to get out, but the next muthafucka, wants to lube the front of the car, and the back, also they want to open up all of the valves, but not caring if the car can make it across country, but this passenger is only caring about how comfortable his ass can really get. Man, this road trip gets interesting, sometimes you may have 2 or 3 riders at the same time and guess what that car had a few times on this trip it was like that. You know when you get to many riders, you can’t keep up with them. These riders, get in so quick, and make deposits in you while rolling down the highway. Some riders, are “Lickers” and some “Stickers”. Now look how many spirits you have let ride your ass.

The road trip will get bumpy, but you have the power and the control, who you let get behind and in front of your vehicle. So before you open your “Gas Tank” and let as many riders, put something inside your car and deposit whatever they have picked up in life, check yourself before you get to many miles in your pussy, and to many riders, with exhaust pipes in and out your ass, stop that shit. If you get control those who you let ride when you are young, you won’t have to worry about that “Pussy Odometer” going pass the point of no return. If your pussy reaches a certain amount of miles, your “Crank Shaft” may not have enough amps to crank it up anymore, any your walls can’t hold the current oil treatment. Some pussy got so many miles on it you can tell just by the way the car is rolling down the street, that you don’t want to ride, because you just may fall in that hole.

Side piece pimp

Call me a ho, I don't really care. I've got to get mine while the getting is good. Everyone knows that looks don't last always, and I'm going to utilize my assets to the fullest. I can't help it that men are visual, sexual creatures. I can't help it if all I have to do is flash a smile their  way  and men become puddy in my hand. I'm about getting that money, and that's all I'm about. I don't give a fuck about your wives, girlfriends. That is your issue not mine. I have a boo too. Now what? We kicking it or what? If you're comin' my way bring your wallet  because I'll be needing you to buy me some shit from gate, take me somewhere tropical. Point blank  if we fucking you paying for this  and I'm going to juice your ass quick as I can. I got men stuttering, old men wishing for younger days. Don't worry pops if you got that cheddar, I got some for you too. You  don't even care if my ass can read or even process a thought into a sentence. You simple weak muthafuckers,  y'all  will do whatever I want you to, to get at me.Your dumb asses will risk relationships, careers and lives  to get your dicks wet. How stupid can you be? All this, just because you want  braggin rights.. " I fucked that ho". You never tell them how much you PAID my ass though. It's cool because while you pumping that ass and really believing you are  baggin' it out. My account is looking lovely! Bet you don't tell your boyz about that.  Men been the same since the beginning of time. Eve proved we had the power. I can't feel sorry for you, I can't waste my time catching feelings and shit for you. I don't want to be your wifey. I come to take all that your willing to give and move on...Did you check my pic at the beginning of the post? Sure you did, it says it all...Kiss my perfectly shaped, plump, round, paid ass!Call me a ho, you're just mad because the game has changed.

Holy, Saved & Weak Flesh

She has been saved and walking as an upright Christian but with her walk, her fleshed never died, it just went to sleep for a while. During her walk she has always been able to deflect most men that wasn’t for her and what she was looking for in a man. When she met him he was something she had never experienced, his flesh was beautiful, and she was attracted to his spirit. She to was very attractive with long shoulder length hair, nice caramel skin, and breast that any man would love to suck and fall asleep on. Her ass, so round and perfect, for her 125lb. frame, but she really needed to be spread apart and played with. At home in the eyes of her family, she could do no wrong, well that’s the image she wanted to portray. You know she did not want to feel like the weak one when it came to the things of the world. She was told about his character so much that she could not wait to meet him. When she met him, she got real wet and no one knew but her, but he would know later but he hand no idea, because that was not his intention to captivate her. As time progressed she would visit him at his desk, and she stop visiting her friend, and focused all her time and attention on this very clean cut and well spoken man. One thing led to another, and one day she went to lunch with him, and that’s what re-activated her flesh. You see until she met this man she had been living a very saved and a holy life. One day while at lunch, some kind of way, she ended up placing her arms around his neck, and she allowed him to kiss her on her cheek. The cheek led to other things on different days of the week. As time progressed, they started taking morning and afternoon breaks together. How many of you can say, eventually she let him really kiss her in the mouth with his hot tongue. She was nervous but you could tell that her old fleshy ways started to surface. The kissing brought on a desire to do other things. This kissing got her so hot, she started grinding on him like she was in grade school. He could tell it had been a long time since she had some “12Play” her way. Little did she know that he led her to what she had been missing in her life, even though it was wrong, but she liked every bit of what he was doing to her. On a different day the grinding turned into touching, she led him put his hand in her panties, and she had came so fucking hard, and so much, he did not know that a pussy could get that wet, so fast with his finger in her hot hairy pussy. When she came, she stuck her tongue out her mouth, and squatted down, and got anther nut, so much he could not fucking believe how much CUM she had, hell he was hot now. They was so hot this day, they had to stop, now remember they was at work. One day they were in the place where they played at and almost got caught. Ok a couple of days went by and he had to find a place for them to keep it up because each session got hotter and hotter. It was something, one day she let him suck those nice tits of hers, and a different day she let him kiss her all over her thighs, then he pulled those panties to the side, and he licked, licked, and licked that pretty hairy pussy, hell that clit was even pretty. For the longest time, she would not let him put his dick in her but one day she did. She liked it but she did not move much, because in her crazy way of thinking that long as she did not CUM with this dick in her, she had convinced herself she had not sinned, and had no sex. But she could get on his knee, and he would reach around her and put just enough of his finger in that hot pussy, to bust nut, after nut. This went on for a long time.

The moral of this story saved or not your flesh will respond. If you kiss, rub, suck or blow someone that is not your spouse you ass have sinned. The word says no sin is greater than the other, so you might as well get asshole naked and get your freak all the way on. A punishment is a punishment, from the father. Also no that there is other sin, other than sexual, so the next time you get to much change back at the store, or you go and fuck, you have sinned. Your ass sinned while reading this passage, you thought about getting you some. Why not some of you male, and female Christians have done some shit, like this but you are too afraid and ashamed to tell the truth. You can fool your fellow brothers but not God……You see it’s Yang, spitting this truth, oh! You believe, that’s why the saved and un-saved Christians keep coming back reading Yang’s carnal thoughts on this site.